Garrett: "Mom the aliens keep pulling on my belly button."

Me: "Wow that's pretty crazy."

Garrett: "Yeah it hurts."

Me: "Come here so I can check it."

It looked fine but had a little pink spot that must have been bothering him.

Me: "We can put some alien repellant alcohol on it ok?"

The Next Day...

Garrett: "Mom it worked! No aliens pulled on my belly button last night."


Stephen: "Remember, Mommy cleans ears and belly buttons and Daddy cuddles."


Uh huh.